May 2011
89 posts
things bruno mars makes me wanna do
do some p90x
meet a really nice girl
have some really nice sex
lay in my bed
dougie
chill in my snuggie
ignore everyoneeee
throw my hands in my pants
eeeeeg
typo in the last post. forgive me ;*
dejavu. i swear i can tell the future.
i saw
this girl with eminem yoga pants today at the gym. the things i would do to own a pair of those………………………
betchu can tell where my mind is.
boys are such strange creatures.
I envy people who can dance like this.
And then there’s me.
I act like shit don’t phase me - inside it drives me crazy. My insecurities...
– Eminem, “Hailie’s Song” (via vickytorious)
Review: African Cats
mysterybomb:
African Cats (2011)
I got an idea for a tagline:
“African Cats: A non-stop rape and murder fest!”
Or maybe:
“African Cats: If you like amoral brutality, you’ll love African Cats!”
Or maybe:
“African Cats: Fuck you.”
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im drunkkkk
bitchassesssss
When the royal family deprived Diana of her HRH (Her Royal Highness) title,...
– Daily Gazette (via youspeakshit)